i am he-man

i managed to get off the stupid island somehow. don't ask me why or how, its far too long a story to tell. on the bright side though i ran into a couple of old friends on my island this morning. most notably commando ben who was hanging around my ferry terminal and he was waiting to resupply his men. (all your base are belong to us! my friend). i had the opportunity to wield the amazing power of my rank as evident when i stopped 7 companies worth of men. ahaha. that was like around 2400 people i think.ahahahaha. and i'm not shitting you on that. with great power comes great responsibility. (with great power comes great electricity - john). ahahaha. i was too full. i ended up drinking too much and nearly puked in the lift. bile is tasty. mmmmm. my mom complained that i smelt of liquor so i went to shit. now i have to sleep so that i can wake up early tomorrow so that i can go to sentosa. island life love it. if i don't wake up i'll get charged and sent to db like my storeman. hooray.