a q&a session with nurudin by the antihero. interviewee is casually dressed in a pair of boxer shorts and thats pretty much all he's wearing really. questions are in bold.
a: how are you doing?
n: same shit different day. (shrugs shoulders)
a: hmm... ok then, i heard you're a sergeant in bmt now. how is life there?
n: its alright. i'd rather not talk about it.
a: ok then, lets move on to another topic. what's the last cd you bought?
n: lovesongsfortheemotionallywounded by plainsunset. its the re-release of their best album with a couple of bonus tracks. pretty sweet.
a: i see, i assume you're a fan of local music then.
n: fo'shizzle-nizzle. it means for sure in hip-hop language/slang/whatever you call it. i'm a big, big fan of local music.
a: i learn something new everyday. last book read? and i mean completely.
n: water from the sun/discovering japan by brett easton ellis. its pretty much just two short stories. so i don't think it counts. i guess my answer will have to be the plague by albert camus
then. i'm too lazy to read really.
a: last song played on your ipod?
n: apology by alesana.
a: last proper meal?
n: friday's lunch/dinner (linner?). i think it was fish and chips. and a packet of vitasoy. mmmmm, vitasoy..... best drink ever! anyway, that was like 2 days ago.
a: moving on, do you still skateboard then? are you planning on turning pro any time soon?
n: when i have the time yes. and yes, as soon as cows start flying which i expect to see soon enough. (looks out the window with eager anticipation)
a: ok... lets move on to your personal life then. is it true that you are still single? and if so why?
n: yes its true. fuck knows really. maybe cause i never bothered? most girls bore me anyway so i don't see the point of getting attached just for the sake of it. the girls i ever liked either hate me or treat me as a friend so yea. either that or its just because im too fat. or ugly. so fuck it.
a: so you did like someone then? recently i mean.
n: yes. she doesn't know it though. and yea i did like her, as a person. not the lust kind of like. too bad.
a: also, is it true that you are gay?
n: hmm... what do you think?
a: i really don't know what to think so i'll just move on. do you drink or smoke?
n: drinking is bad for one's health. and so is smoking. i work out at the gym almost daily. i lead a healthy lifestyle.
a: you're not answering the question, do you?
n: no comment. let's move on to the next question shall we?
a: why are you so depressed all the time?
n: i'm not depressed all the time. sometimes i'm indifferent. sometimes i'm angsty. see, i'm not depressed all the time.
a: it has been observed that you display some forms of antisocial behaviour. any comments?
n: yes. very much so. i also try to kill myself sometimes. its fun.
a: i see, do you have any plans for the future? do you think you have a future?
n: yes i do in fact. right now its to get to uni, get my motorbike license, a motorbike and have more fun. maybe form a ska/punk band or something too.
a: the future looks bright for you then. i think that's about all the time we have for now. any last words?
n: hmm.... shit?.
a: thanks alot.
n: no worries man.
a: how are you doing?
n: same shit different day. (shrugs shoulders)
a: hmm... ok then, i heard you're a sergeant in bmt now. how is life there?
n: its alright. i'd rather not talk about it.
a: ok then, lets move on to another topic. what's the last cd you bought?
n: lovesongsfortheemotionallywounded by plainsunset. its the re-release of their best album with a couple of bonus tracks. pretty sweet.
a: i see, i assume you're a fan of local music then.
n: fo'shizzle-nizzle. it means for sure in hip-hop language/slang/whatever you call it. i'm a big, big fan of local music.
a: i learn something new everyday. last book read? and i mean completely.
n: water from the sun/discovering japan by brett easton ellis. its pretty much just two short stories. so i don't think it counts. i guess my answer will have to be the plague by albert camus
then. i'm too lazy to read really.
a: last song played on your ipod?
n: apology by alesana.
a: last proper meal?
n: friday's lunch/dinner (linner?). i think it was fish and chips. and a packet of vitasoy. mmmmm, vitasoy..... best drink ever! anyway, that was like 2 days ago.
a: moving on, do you still skateboard then? are you planning on turning pro any time soon?
n: when i have the time yes. and yes, as soon as cows start flying which i expect to see soon enough. (looks out the window with eager anticipation)
a: ok... lets move on to your personal life then. is it true that you are still single? and if so why?
n: yes its true. fuck knows really. maybe cause i never bothered? most girls bore me anyway so i don't see the point of getting attached just for the sake of it. the girls i ever liked either hate me or treat me as a friend so yea. either that or its just because im too fat. or ugly. so fuck it.
a: so you did like someone then? recently i mean.
n: yes. she doesn't know it though. and yea i did like her, as a person. not the lust kind of like. too bad.
a: also, is it true that you are gay?
n: hmm... what do you think?
a: i really don't know what to think so i'll just move on. do you drink or smoke?
n: drinking is bad for one's health. and so is smoking. i work out at the gym almost daily. i lead a healthy lifestyle.
a: you're not answering the question, do you?
n: no comment. let's move on to the next question shall we?
a: why are you so depressed all the time?
n: i'm not depressed all the time. sometimes i'm indifferent. sometimes i'm angsty. see, i'm not depressed all the time.
a: it has been observed that you display some forms of antisocial behaviour. any comments?
n: yes. very much so. i also try to kill myself sometimes. its fun.
a: i see, do you have any plans for the future? do you think you have a future?
n: yes i do in fact. right now its to get to uni, get my motorbike license, a motorbike and have more fun. maybe form a ska/punk band or something too.
a: the future looks bright for you then. i think that's about all the time we have for now. any last words?
n: hmm.... shit?.
a: thanks alot.
n: no worries man.
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