things you can do at field camp:
- smoke while hiding in basha/tent
- smoke while lying under the stars
- smoke while huddling in the rain
- sing rihanna's "umbrella" while huddling in the rain
- smoke while hiding in the bushes
- scare random trespassers (seriously)
- crawl/lie around in the mud
- be a nest for the many insects
- smoke to keep the insects away
- draw a pentagram/anarchy symbol on your face with camo cream under the guise of camouflage
- learn malay/chinese/tamil
- wear the same clothes for the entire duration of the camp
- wear the same underwear for the entire duration of the camp
- do guard/sentry duty
- challenge your friends to see who can go the longest without shitting
- smoke when you do take a shit
- carry around a heavy bag for the sake of carrying it
- pray that it doesn't rain
- pray again
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