my ass is mine

these are actual questions/comments/remarks made to me during my job so far (i edited the grammar but the gist is still there) :

"are you really 18? i thought you were 20!"
"your ass is mine!"
"do you have cigarettes?"
"your asshole is mine!"
"do you sell ps2 games?"
"you're from a jc? you don't look like it"
"are you really 18? i thought you were 16!"
"do you think that guy is hot?"
"do you think that girl is hot?"
"got discount?"
"you wearing that red shirt makes me horny" (sick)
"do you know where the foodcourt is?"
"have you swept the floor?"
"why are you dancing/singing?"
"get away from me"
"why do you buy so many cd's?"
"what time is it now?"
"i see you are slacking"
"stop slacking and get to work!"

fun.