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i have a friend called fatfuck alias wuss. he's the most hardcore guy i know. smokes, smokes pot, drinks, etc. basically wasting his whole life away. currently he's been uncontactable for over 2 weeks. my theory is that he's either dead, or in jail, or lost his phone (which is likely but somehow i doubt this is the reason). so if you're reading this wuss you might want to give some signs that you're not dead or in jail. i think its a waste of smses to message someone who won't bother replying.