15 December 2006

i hope you choke and die

this shits gonna be short and sweet. you shouldn't smoke and more importantly, i shouldn't smoke. smoking fucks you up and it also fucks up your wallet. frankly i couldn't care less if you died (and i'm pretty sure nobody else cares either) so go on and have that cigarette. its on me. you know you want to. i for one however want to live a long and happy life and would totally want to watch you suffer the complications that smoking brings along (ie. cancer and shit) and your eventual death. maybe then i'll have a good laugh and say "i told you so". that would certainly make my day. and so the moral of the story is that one should not smoke (i know its fucking cliche). oh fuck who am i kidding. somebody toss me a cancer stick. we're all gonna die anyway so whats a cigarette or two-hundred?

No comments: